The bare minimum I can manage

I started by cleaning up the clutter. Then, I cleaned out and unclogged the sink. Next, I bleached the kitchen and clean the stove. I replaced my dinky plastic bookshelf with the real wooden bookshelf I got a while ago. I swept the carpet (because it was took late to vacuum). Organized my random shit I had laying around (cords, cologne, etc.). Then I cleaned the bathroom. If I didn’t have to sleep to go work 2 jobs I would have bleached the walls and vents. What’s the cripple doing? Being waited on, hand and foot, and having women brought to him to suck his dick?

Hym “Because the bare minimum I can manage is the maximum amount that is possible in a given amount of time. Now what happens? Does the retard’s impaled corpse appear outside my window when I wake up? No? Does someone explain to me how Dr. Bus is quoting the things I said to a guy the day after I say them? No? Are all of my problems external and not a reflection of my inability or behavior? Yes. And now I’m allowed to criticize you all.”

by Hym Iam October 18, 2022

customer service manager

A purveyor of illicit substances (drug dealer).

Our customer service manager just brought in a cake and some ice cream

by Phil189 October 11, 2005

manlady

Definition 2: A neutral pronoun used to make life so much easier and sentences so much clearer. Manlady is a far better word choice than they or he or she.

Our friend phoned the other day and manlady told me what you had said.

When an individual feels like manlady is having difficulties, manlady should contact a tutor immediately.

by Self-Proclaimed King of Words January 31, 2009

Mischief Managed

A palace dedicated to the Harry Potter world. Really awesome where kids can go get sorted and get dorms and take classes and eat in the great hall every night. The palace gets over 50 members per day which makes it awesome.

Mischief Managed is soooo coool.
Have you gotten sorted at Mischief Managed yet?
Mischief Managed makes me want to stay up all night!

by Harry Potterrzzz June 11, 2006

Managemenet

Managing of the internet

Managemenet ensures efficient web usage.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

mysterious manager slide

so your gettin head from some bitch, you say get ready for the mysterious manager slide. she lifts her arms as your ready to cum . shoot load in both arm pits she lays down as you rub your manager(gooch) in her armpits.

"your mom needed some deoderant, so to return the favor i gave her the mysterious manager slide."

by da -kak-aley February 11, 2005

manageable

a somewhat awkward sexual position that allows for just enough leverage and control to still hit it and bust a nut

i hit that shyt in every position u can think of, yo... i even had her on the stairs- shyt was kinda crazy, but still manageable.

by frankie October 15, 2003