Macho Metro

A term coined to explain commonly regarded feminine or metrosexual tendencies, activities and behavior in a completely straight male.

Synonyms include: Eurosexual, and Macho Metrosexual

1.)A man watching a football game while eating a steak and drinking a beer in a room full of car magazines and girly mags is considered "Macho".

A man doing the same thing, with the exception of considering repainting the living room with warmer earth tones to compliment the new drapes he got on sale at Target...That's "Macho Metro".

by Panzerbane July 3, 2010

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Macho Bombs

A slang term for testicles, from the same vocabulary as "Stud Missile".

First I hit him/her with a stud missile, then follow up with the macho bombs.

by InspiredbyAngus January 4, 2011

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Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia

A tiny coastal village on the south shore of Nova Scotia that is famous for its three churches that are separated by short stretch of lawn and some cracked pavement : Anglican, United and Lutheran. Summer Tourists swarm like locusts to take pictures of these churches and of sailing vessels and small yachts. Locals that make up the top three percent who can afford boats are rather a snobbish and wealthy lot. The locals like to sail, shop for expensive shoes at the trading company, feast on fair trade coffee and lobster sandwiches, and drive Daddy’s BMW. Most of the folk that work for this lot make minimum wage and work at Tim Horton’s or the Save Easy. They carefully save their pay so they, too, can buy a rambling mansion overlooking the cove or preferably, one built on an island.

Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia, is a great place to drive your beamer while sipping Perrier and pretend your shit doesn't stink. Make sure you tip the working locals who work hard to maintain the illusion of wealth and prosperity.

by Shanedeboer July 26, 2011

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machosexual

A machosexual is a man who engages in faux-homosexual activities (also known as sport) as a means of expressing repressed feelings.
Machosexuals seek male company almost exclusively and ridicule anything perceived as feminine.

Machosexual's will deny homosexuality very aggressively as typically they lack the self insight to realize this only affirms the truth of the assertion.
Other indications of machosexuality include:
Violence (esp.against other homosexuals.)
Meat Eating.
Fear of women.
"Gang banging" (So all involved can pretend to be straight.)
General aggression.
Easily confused by emotions.
Fear of ridicule by other men.

I should point out that a lot of the indications of machosexuality overlap with that of having a small penis.

Turkish wrestling is the most machosexual activity known to man.

by TheLastStraightMan November 27, 2012

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