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Fisting the midget

A popular dance similar to the fist pump, in this case below the belt. The dance involves hitting your fist back and forth at a midget's ass height(so very low) on the beat of the song playing. While doing the dance, you have to imagine an invisible midget bending over in front of you. And that's where you hit your fist.
It is also possible to do the dance to a random person passing, a random person dancing close to you on the dance floor or a particular person you fancy(in this case they do not have to be a midget necessarily).
Can you take a picture of me fisting the midget, please?
by Snappledy Doodle June 20, 2011
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one-eyed winking midget

a mythical (though some have sworn to see it) creature that is very similar to a leprechaun. They are very short and usually have grey or white hair and have a constant wink with one of their eyes. They are well-known to silently creep and when confronted they give off a "oozhey goozhey goo" sound (usually in an Irish accent). They have a mean disposition and have been known to steal, meddle, and occasionally kill human beings. The creature often carries a pipe and has yellow and black rotting teeth. There were numerous reported sightings of the creature at St. Olaf College (Northfield, MN) in the late 1990s and early 2000s and other places since.
The one-eyed winking midget visited me in my dreams last night again. This time he was creeping around the room and was suddenly on my chest pounding me and biting out chunks of my body.
by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008
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Twister Midget

A young, trashy child that most likely lives in a trailer park.
I saw a crazy woman in Walmart the other day with her seven twister midgets.
by timbalanced December 9, 2009
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Bonerfied Midget

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.
Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.
by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010
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crimp midget mobile

a vehicle with a child's car seat or booster seat strapped into it.
my friend lets his little sister ride in her booster seat in the back of his crimp midget mobile.
by shane not nathaniel September 7, 2010
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Maniacal Midget

A hyperactive child. Usually a child hyped up on a movie, sugar, or exciting event that then rampages around leaving a trail of destruction.
Manager: Sorry about the mess Joe, we had a maniacal midget loose in the store.
Joe: How did he get footprints six feet up the wall?!
by Bookstore Slave January 13, 2013
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dumpster midget sex

The act of sexual activity between 2 midgets or small people, typically in a dumpster.
Bro did you see that good stuff last night?
Yeah that sweet, sweet dumpster midget sex?
by Themememeister666 April 15, 2017
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