Jacob's Ladder

When a turn doesn't detach long enough for it to reach all the way from your butt to the water in the toilet.

I took a huge shit yesterday and a turd just went on and on and on and it became a Jacob's Ladder

by Eshel56765 November 12, 2016

lander

The act of cumming without intention or

If I ever met Becky in real life I'd lander all over myself.

by Oskfred January 3, 2017

Hook and Ladder

The act of using the sound of a ringing phone (actual phone or mp3 of ringing phone) to get off the phone with an annoying person.

Also known as: ring fucking, designated caller

But here’s what I do. On the desktop I keep an MP3 of a cell phone ring. I start VERY early in the conversation and run the "hook and ladder" (play the mp3). Then I run the play again about two minutes later. Both times the other person says, ‘do you have to get that?’ and I take a moment, and sigh irritatedly, ‘no, it’s not important.’ Then the THIRD time, I say, “look, it’s clear this guy isn’t going to leave me alone, let me get this. I’ll give you a call back as soon as I can.”

by Phone Pirate Smitty November 13, 2007

Lander University

A smallish (4000) people public school in Greenwood SC. It is not a prestigious school by any means, it is division two and has a recently renovated sports complex. The school is below mediocre and it is typically lower middle class rednecks who go there. However, it is located on a lake, which is a bonus. Color is blue and mascot is the bear cat (which for those of you who don't know a bear cat is not a bear or a cat...it is a lesser panda technically) Four roommates instead of two and the only major diversity comes from the Colombian guys on the soccer team. Lander has no football team. It is approximately 70 percent girls and 30 percent men.

She scored a 1050 on her SAT so she is going to Lander University

Furman, Wofford, and USC rejected him so he decided he was going to lander.

Wooo! Go Bear cats...I am going to Lander.

by Annimation March 11, 2011

Brozone Layer

A place worse than the friend zone. The brozone layer occurs when the girl you like deems you a "brother to her." There is almost no chance of getting out of the brozone layer.

See Friend Zone

Bro 1: hey man hows it going with that chick
Bro 2: she put me in the brozone layer :(
Bro 1: You're fucked

by igotbrozoned March 28, 2012

Jessica's Ladder

Nipples in excess half an inch that have more than one piercing.

Damn those are long nipples. They'll hold a nice Jessica's Ladder.

by Matt and Trey September 2, 2009

Chutes and Ladders

Put something long and straight, like a ladder, in your partner, and then have them hump a laundry chute.

Bob took a plastic toy ladder and stuck it in Mary, and then she walked over to the laundry chute and started humping it.

by Meredith and Krista December 18, 2003