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Net-lay

This refers to sex procured through the use of the internet. Going online, communicating with like-minded adult(s) and eventually, having sex. No money is exchanged between the individuals. It doesn't matter if you pay to join the site or just use it for free (you have much more access when you pay).
I have been chatting onine with this chick for months. Well, we finally met and did it almost right away. That was my first net-lay and I am looking forward to more.
by mhmhmh March 27, 2009
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in lay

Presently and actively having sexual relations with another member of the human race.
Steve: Yo John, how's that new girlfriend of yours?
John: We're in lay...so that's good.
by PlanetMaker October 1, 2011
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Lay Raise

Lay Raise: The result of being fired from a position only you or very few people can fill, only to be hired back at a higher pay rate when the company whom fired you comes crawling back for your help.
So they fired me on Friday, and hired me back on Tuesday, but for more money, because I didn't want to go back for the same. Best three day weekend and lay raise ever!
by LoganPhyve May 4, 2012
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lay a pizza

to vomit (especially when one is intoxicated)
After too many tequilas, he rushed outside to lay a pizza on the porch.
by Mr Professor October 26, 2013
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Sack Lay

A sack lay is when a buddy falls asleep or passes out and you proceed to pull out your ball sack and lay it on them. This is usually followed by photographic evidence and howling with laughter.
He was so tired he fell asleep after the hike and his friend pulled an exquisite sack lay and snapped a photo.
by royeroyeroy December 23, 2013
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lay a cap on

Usually in the combination "to lay a cap on someone": to put an end to someone's life
"This was a man talking who'd just laid a cap on three people back there and he was worried about this guy breathing?" 'Deaver, Jeffery (2003): Twisted, p. 30' (lay a cap on)
by mydi1000 August 12, 2015
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lay an anchor

uh when u have to poop
"Hey mom i'm gonna go lay an anchor"
"Son what does that mean"
"Its uh when u have to poop"
"Ok"
by YEAHBOIII609 November 3, 2015
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