Battery Lap

An entrance ceremony where the new inductees to a team, frat, or school must run a lap around a track whilst being pelted by batteries by upperclassmen

I just bought a pack of D batteries for Sigma Chis battery lap

by Every kid in RI April 30, 2020

Lap frosting

Another word for fasting

She be lap frosting all through april

by Lap froster April 12, 2017

lapping valves

Lapping valves is how people attempt to save money on a valve job and kill power at the same time.

I'm to cheap to go to a machine shop so I'm lapping valves myself.

by Machinist Rick March 14, 2025

Last lap

A "last lap" is the finishing touch on wiping your turd cutter when done dropping a huge smash. When you do your doo doo, you wipe the majority of the brown job with cheap toilet paper. But, what separates the men from the boys is when you throw down a "last lap", wiping your balloon knot with a baby wipe. Seriously, all the cool kids are doing it.

"Daaaaamn son! Your ass is stank! You better throw down a last lap while you're in there!"

by Pitou1093 August 5, 2017

National sit on lap day

On March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

exp: why you sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022

Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.

I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.

by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020

Lap 2

When you enter the Pizza Portal hidden somewhere in a Pizza Tower level during Pizza Time.

“GET TO THE DOOR, PIZZAFACE IS GONNA KILL US”

“IS THIS IT?”

“NO JIMMY THAT THE WRONG ON-“

“LAP 2”

“FUUUUU-“

by GummyBoi June 30, 2023