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Jones lag

Jones lag is the time it takes before the mainstream media confirms a conspiracy theory of Alex Jones.
After a few years of Alex claiming that Epstein had a pedophile sex ring with powerful figures, the FBI acknowledged it to be true. The Jones lag was a big one.
by Cuijk 0485 April 26, 2020
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Pulling a Jones

When you know a secret but can't contain yourself and have to tell people.
When you play a prank on a work colleague by hiding his locker and act all innocent about knowing who did it or where it could be.
Then as soon as your back is turned someone can't help telling where the locker is hidden and end ups pulling a Jones
by Jojnny5 May 24, 2020
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gindiana jones

EWWWWWWWWWWW GROSE GET A ROOM
Gindiana Jones Sitting in a car are the naked yes they are the car goes bump bump they go hump hump there goes the baby in the town car.
by GoFuckYourself123 September 21, 2020
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Justice Jones

Some say he is a simp, some say he is weak, but this man is a good man. A good reliable friend. Justice plays basketball and is really good this man won't ever hurt a girl and is a good looking man. If you meet a Justice Jones befriend this man.
by MisterPayer September 21, 2020
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Pinball Jones

When someone kneels beneath your balls and repeatedly flicks them left and right. The term originates from common fetish associated with those who attend Pinball Jones in Fort Collins, Colorado.
That bitch hit me with the pinball jones last night
by Poopfaceman August 21, 2023
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The Act of Jones

When two gay twins each take a fat shit and don't wipe then ram each others asses then proceed with giving each other sloppy deapthroats
"did you see those two gay fags"

"Yeah I heard the did The Act of Jones"

"fucking fags"
by Toppy Woppy October 2, 2023
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