RED HOT JESUS

when something surprises you

RED HOT JESUS THAT MAN IS HOTTTTT

by awesomesaucetheredhotjesus December 18, 2013

Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.

Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!

by celeste.doorknob March 30, 2015

Jesse Pinkman

Daddy. The best character in breaking bad. A hot drug addict. a W ong. 🙏 Says yo and bitch alot. We love him.

Jesse Pinkman is hot asf yo.

by ambro the greatest April 23, 2022

Jesseness

n.- feelings, generally happy and/or romantic, associated with the hot fictional character Jesse de Silva from the Mediator series by Meg Cabot, who has hair the color of a raven's wing, eyes as deep as the ocean, and- uh, nevermind.

Feel the Jesseness.
I'm full of the Jesseness right now. The Jesseness is making me hyper.
I am full of Jesseness after reading the "Mediator".

by The JFCers April 21, 2005

Jesus H. Christ on a Bike

The Irish/UK version of Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. The addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.

"Liverpool couldn't beat Sheffield United?! Ah, Jesus H. Christ on a Bike!!!"

Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"

by Gaz Edmunds September 17, 2008

Jeshua

Typically a larger than life person, great fighter, hangs out with the underdogs. He can take down any and all jocks, and is very dedicated to any and all relationships.

Boy 1) Dude, why are you in the hospital
Boy 2) I tried to hit on Jeshuas girl
Boy 2) Youre an idiot, he could take down a tank bro!

by Jeshua Ansari October 21, 2017

Jessica Biel

Proof white girls can/do have great asses.

Yeah, that Jessica Biel has one fine ass.

by Adrian August 31, 2007