International Redmond Day

May 5th every year since 2004.
The day that an amazing person was born, and the day that his friends take the day to celebrate him and his amazing self.
Person 1: Hey man, you know what day it is?
Person 2: Yeah dude! It's Cinco De Mayo!
Person 1: Sure, but more importantly, it's International Redmond Day!
Person 2: Whoa bro, I almost forgot! Forget Cinco De Mayo!
by Quit It Quinn May 01, 2020
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International Wank Day

The day of December 1st, following the month of No Nut November, where every male is encouraged to masturbate, to relieve the testicular tension of the previous month.
Person 1: Bro can you come to the game tomorrow.
Person 2: Nah sorry bro it’s International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didn’t you remind me?
by Bongonog November 12, 2019
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Internal bruh reflex

The reflex that happens whenever a bruh moment happens. Makes you say “bruh
*bruh moment happens*
Internal bruh reflex activates
Bruh
by this username sucks November 11, 2022
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international cole day

international Cole day is the day where you celebrate the coolest most manly strong happy man on the face of the earth

its on march 12. if you are alive on march 12th than you have the power to scream and yell at the top of your lungs do any thing weird whenever you want
Person 1:Hey it's international Cole day that's cool- Person 2:*Screams profanities and spins while vomiting*
by babehaver November 25, 2021
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This school is absolute shit. The teachers are racist and won’t admit it, AQCs don’t do anything about it. There’s so many god damn tests and no breaks and everyone is so weird and nerdy there. That school sucks and everyone is retarded. DO NOT GO THERE!!!
Friend: “What school do you go to?”
Student: “Oh I go to the International School of Minnesota!”
Friend: “Huh??”
by dogwaterkid68 May 26, 2023
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International wolfstar day

International wolfstar day is the best day ever.
by Beadylove August 03, 2021
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International Wankoff Day

January 17th. Every year on January 17th you must wank. If you're involved in a Seinfeld-esque contest where you cannot wank you will get a free pass to wank on January 17th.
Ian: it's January 17th! did you wank?
Caitlin: of course I did! It's International Wankoff Day!
by Solace-In-Death February 07, 2023
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