House Library 

When after waking up hours later and finding your face planted on your laptop's keyboard with text-books littered around, you finally realize that the college library has become your home...

Joe's always passed out in his House Library.

House Library by Mistersich November 20, 2010

Househomie

Someone that resides in your spare bedroom and pays rent for the privilege.

Lou: Hey, how come Claude is always hanging round your house, doesn't he have a place of his own?

David: Well erm, no. He's my new househomie. He pays rent and stuff. You'll see him a lot. Maybe.

Househomie by Gazlar53 May 21, 2011

House Spouse 

Basically is the same thing as a house wife or stay-at-home-mom, but not gender specific. It is the person in a married couple who stays at home while the other works, cleans, cooks, and looks after children. Also, it rhymes. How cool is that?

I just hope I end up being the house spouse.

House Spouse by Mormon Geek July 20, 2014

Houseparty Horror Story

When you are on the app houseparty while taking a shit and you somehow end up on video with someone because you do not know how to use the app. Right before you quit the app your on video for long enough for them to hear the "plop" of your shit hitting the toilet.

Person 1: wanna hear a houseparty horror story
Person 2: yes i want to cringe
Person 1: so it all started when i was shampooing my pubes...

Houseparty Horror Story by quinoaforlunch December 14, 2016

house_owner 

Probably a sloth that has ear eyes and claims to be a narwhal that loves anime and hatsune miku .
ROSS!

God I wish house_owner was here to watch anime with me , what do you think max and Adam ?

house_owner by Trash_panda_13 January 1, 2018

house chips 

The chips bought and intended for the whole household to share. Usually the larger “family-size” bags.

Friend1: Hey guys! I brought some lays.

Friend2: Damn, bro, you took the house chips?
Friend1: Yeah man, I don’t get paid until Friday.

house chips by Kbbqueen January 3, 2018

House Balcony 

House Balcony is a Religious cult in which one feeds and preys to the all mighty seagulls. They Partake in such activities as drinking Aqua Splashes and Climbing over tables, Throwing food and being generally impolite. Smithy, who is one of the main men in House Balcony is a Anti-Semitic and should be Burned

Angela:"House Balcony are the detriment to Abraham Darby"
Fred"LONG LIVE HOUSE BALCONY"

House Balcony by Luigi3106 November 29, 2018