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Househomie

Someone that resides in your spare bedroom and pays rent for the privilege.
Lou: Hey, how come Claude is always hanging round your house, doesn't he have a place of his own?

David: Well erm, no. He's my new househomie. He pays rent and stuff. You'll see him a lot. Maybe.
Househomie by Gazlar53 May 21, 2011
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householdered 

When you get scammed by some fat trailer park douche.

They get payment, and never household up their end of the deal, instead block you from all communications and refuse to return calls.
Dude, I made a trade with this guy online. I sent him his stuff, but then he blocked me. I think I just got householdered.
householdered by fuhnetic February 13, 2014

householder 

A fat-Cock swinging man of German decent. Typically bottoms out trailer park ho's.
John Holmes Really Gave the householder to that girl in the movie.
householder by GaiaEnviro December 14, 2014

Househole 

A person who’s just bought their 1st property and brags about it continuously.

Sufferers also generally struggle to have thoughts or conversations that don’t involve the recently acquired real estate.
OMG, Marije won’t shut up about her new apartment in Manly. Now that bitch wants me to go to ikea this weekend too, what a Househole!!!!
Househole by Jayspray March 18, 2021

househole 

in the gay community, a househole is a bottom who fulfills a domestic role like a housewife. cooking, cleaning, etc and being a hole for their top.
Who’s that?
That’s his househole, he’s sweeping the floor.
househole by Joe's vaginal mesh August 17, 2022

househole 

a househole is a queer term used to describe a gay bottom who stays at home and performs domestic duties for their top, like a housewife.
Is Connor free tonight?
No, sorry, they have househole duties.

Householder 

The householder of the house I moved in doesn't allow any pets in the house.
Householder by Anon2115562355636 December 27, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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