Hamboard

When your hamstrings are so sore from working out, they become stiff like a board.

"Kyle: Bro let's go for a run"
"Matt: Not gonna happen. I have hamboards from the gym yesterday"
"Kyle: Take more N.O. and call me when you can train like a man"

by paumeron September 23, 2011

Hamhogged

Being called out for having a small dick.

We just totally hamhogged that kid with the little dick between us in the bathroom.

by dougdalish November 2, 2012

Hamo one-two

Accepting blame for someone else's negligent or abusive actions

"I got in trouble for being the only one of my brothers to call my mum on mothers day! Those pricks really gave me the old Hamo one-two!"

by AliceDHunt May 8, 2013

hamfoot

A person who has a condition in which their feet constantly smell of fresh glazed ham. The odor can sometimes be confused with Canadian Bacon.

Jesus tap dancing Christ it smells like ham in here.

Put your shoes back on you fucking hamfoot.

by Thorp November 18, 2013

Hammock City

A gathering of drunken campers, usually around multiple bonfires string several hammocks up in the woods and party for the weekend

I heard the hammock city this weekend is gonna be awesome.

by One Smart-ass redneck September 28, 2014

hamoflauge

When a chick hides any imperfections she has by surrounding herself with fat, and or ugly friends(aka hams).

"Dude that one chick by the big girl is so fine."
"Look at the group she's with, she's using hamoflauge"

by DPCalg1989 March 15, 2015

hammock ride

PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.

"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."

"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."

by Ten Forward September 14, 2015