hose monster

A (preferably) Woman who cannot get enough COCK in her mouth....

That beyotch was a total HOSE MONSTER.... Damn near sucked a ball outta my sack.......

by Harry Ballzannya June 27, 2005

hose happy

When a man only seems to be thinking about one thing...dick. Looking at dick, stroking a dick, smelling dick, and sucking dick.

Josh and Wayne are two of John's co-workers at the office. After seeing John whistling on his way out of the office at lunch, his two co-workers have a discrete chat.

Josh: "I know why John stays in such a GOOD mood in the afternoon."

Wayne: "Yeah, why does he have that extra spring in his step?"

Josh: "A friend told me that he likes to meet his partner, Mick, at home for lunch." He leans over and whispers "Before heading back to work they both have a huge helping of tube steak and gravy for dessert."

Wayne: "That helps explain the breath mints that he likes to keep in his pocket. Those hi-protein desserts really do linger on your breath."

Josh: "That may also explain why I keep catching him looking at his watch and my crotch as it gets closer to lunch."

Wayne: "It must be the pants. Those denims hug you in all the right places. After looking at your package all morning, John must be going home to make Mick sooo very happy."

Josh: "Yeah, hose happy! I can see a growing bulge down there in your wranglers partner. Might you be feeling a little hose happy?"

Wayne: "Maybe."

Josh: "I think it's time for OUR lunch break!"

by Happy Wolf July 12, 2010

Frenigon, HoDeDo and Momback

Hodedo originated in New York in the rush hour subways. It means, "Hold the door," used when the automatic doors are closing and someone wants to get into the already jam-packed car.

Hododo he shouted as he attempted to get the rest of his body into the jammed subway car.

by Dr B March 6, 2005

california fire hose

when hot sause is inserted into a girls vagina. When she screams it burns, you then begin to urinate into the vagina, to help the burn from the hot sause

GUY 1 - dude, i gave that girl a california fire hose.
GUY 2 - righto!

by the fire man July 20, 2009

hose over

To demonstrate more power over somene than one actually has over them.

"Mom says I can't date that girl because she's a whore."

"Dude, your mom's totally hosing you over."

by Hyro August 29, 2005

homeday

a word that expresses regularity, blandness, and perhaps even something boring.

That Alex is a sexy filipino while Nikki is a unsexy, uncute Japanese homeday.

by Alexander de Leon December 4, 2007

hosefest

The violent expulsion of liquified fecal matter from one's rectum, as if it were being propelled out of a hose.

So I got home from a friend's house. They had pulled pork, apple pie an vanilla ice cream. I was farting for like four hours. It was a total hosefest.

by TB334 October 18, 2011