hosefest

The violent expulsion of liquified fecal matter from one's rectum, as if it were being propelled out of a hose.

So I got home from a friend's house. They had pulled pork, apple pie an vanilla ice cream. I was farting for like four hours. It was a total hosefest.

by TB334 October 18, 2011

Hoefest

A house party full of fuckboys and skanky girls, all drunk and trying to hook up.

Ai-eee boy, gonna be a hoefest down at Tommo's tonight - you coming ?

by 1dead July 7, 2019

hosefeet

a webstie that has free pictures of women in nylon stockings and pantyhose, a very hot website.

man, i just went to hosefeet.com and saw this ripe young chick in pantyhose, it gave me a boner.

by jeffy rohr May 11, 2004

hoefest

the biggest hoe group from all around. hoes are numbered from 1 through 69.

"have you heard of the hoefest? like srs"

by sorawhoisalsoxehanortt September 15, 2009

hoefest 92

a term relating to the color or length of fake nails that look skanky.

"wow, how can she even pick up anything with those nails?"
"yea those are hoefest 92 for sure!"

by yyyyyyyy May 20, 2008