Golf

Game
of
life
first

The man decided to walk his dog before meeting with a coworker, because the dog needed to use the bathroom.

The man was practising golf

by pedalpowered1 September 30, 2023

golf cart

car but small and for golf (it is pretty cool)

Bill: I drive golf carts everywhere
Fred: ok

by leafly anonymous August 23, 2022

Golf

A sport for the LGBTQ community, specifically the G...Fags

My gay friend, Nick, plays Golf.

by GEA7042 April 26, 2022

Golf

The world's most boring sport you will every play or hear about

Person 1: hey wanna go golfing?
Person 2:sure why not

Person 2 fell asleep as soon as they made it to the course

by Quality user May 8, 2022

super golf

When someone is doing some absolute random bullshit that nobody cares about instead of doing what they either need to do or what everyone else wants them to do.

"Dude, quit playin fuckin' super golf and get on your damn XBox"

by Quintarius Ovactarion May 11, 2022

to golf ball

A violent act where you take a golf club and absolutely punt someones balls with it

"I golf balled tony he slept with me girl"

" so you used his balls as to golf ball"

"Yeah"

by thereacharound November 2, 2022

Golf Ball Cleaner

A Golf Ball Cleaner is when you put your balls into a woman’s mouth while jerking off. Derived from the golf balls cleaners you would commonly see on a golf course.

My wife was in a kinky mood last night, so I gave her the Golf Ball Cleaner.

by Aaron Tinder December 31, 2021