Condition that occurs while golfing, that may last an indeterminate amount of time, and causes uncontrollable body movements, and results in a bad swing and high score.
I had a good round going until I contracted golf palsy on hole 12... luckily it only lasted one hole.
by Kevin Dean April 28, 2008
Get the golf palsymug. 
When your inability to hit a fairway or sink a putt somehow infects your playing partner and they must suffer the same misery.
by BellsBeach50 June 27, 2023
Get the Golf Herpesmug. When the boys are getting fired up to get out on the course you shout the fraise “Golf time yeah” mainly the sentence is shouted well intoxicated
by Jakespancakes May 22, 2023
Get the golf time yeahmug. A Golf Ball Cleaner is when you put your balls into a woman’s mouth while jerking off. Derived from the golf balls cleaners you would commonly see on a golf course.
by Aaron Tinder December 31, 2021
Get the Golf Ball Cleanermug. A sport played during a mid-life crisis. A semi-athletic activity where grown adults pretend they’re chill but are actually aggressively competing with plastic frisbees in public parks. Often includes cargo shorts, existential dread, and an IPA.
“Brian started playing disc golf after his third breakup and now won’t shut up about wind resistance.”
by Haron1234 May 23, 2025
Get the Disc golfmug. The pure joy of not hearing ones family because you are far enough away from them. This usually takes place on a trip of some sort where golf is played and large quantities of alcohol are consumed. This rare occurrence usually lasts for 3-5 days and is as infrequent as eggs benedict. Often caused by marriage.
by Par 1 and 10 May 20, 2013
Get the Golf tripmug.