Golfing

The art of railing lines, shelving pills, droppin acid, getting on the pipe or havin a choof in Kwinana.
or
Other activity pretending to be golf, but not Golf.

S: Hey bitch, you wanna go golfing?

T: Yep, get on it cyyunt!
Nek day
R: Aye, you guys been golfing have ya? ha ha

by CardyGreen June 11, 2025

Prison Golf

When you hit your golf ball closer to the pin than the previous guy. You are getting inside of the closest shot. For instance during a scramble, If Eric hits a shot close to the pin, the team want Josh to get inside of him.

Way to get inside of Eric, serious prison golf shot right there.

by Bruno Von Schnoz September 28, 2021

Forced mini golf

The act of forcing one to go on a mini-golf date with you but instead of mini-golfing you pee on each other.

girl: you don't wanna go on a mini-golf date with me?
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!

by Ldkdjndnxsjksnsbs January 26, 2021

Disc golf

A sport played during a mid-life crisis. A semi-athletic activity where grown adults pretend they’re chill but are actually aggressively competing with plastic frisbees in public parks. Often includes cargo shorts, existential dread, and an IPA.

“Brian started playing disc golf after his third breakup and now won’t shut up about wind resistance.”

by Haron1234 May 23, 2025

golf time yeah

When the boys are getting fired up to get out on the course you shout the fraise “Golf time yeah” mainly the sentence is shouted well intoxicated

Guy 1: let’s rip 9 after work

Guy 2: I’m down as long as there’s beers

Guy 1: GOLF TIME YEAH

by Jakespancakes May 22, 2023

Golf Ball Cleaner

A Golf Ball Cleaner is when you put your balls into a woman’s mouth while jerking off. Derived from the golf balls cleaners you would commonly see on a golf course.

My wife was in a kinky mood last night, so I gave her the Golf Ball Cleaner.

by Aaron Tinder December 31, 2021

golf palsy

Condition that occurs while golfing, that may last an indeterminate amount of time, and causes uncontrollable body movements, and results in a bad swing and high score.

I had a good round going until I contracted golf palsy on hole 12... luckily it only lasted one hole.

by Kevin Dean April 28, 2008