cop goggles

When you drive passed a cop and your focus turns from driving to keeping your eye on where the cop is going.

"I get freaked out around cops, man. Everytime I see one when I'm driving I get cop goggles. I almost hit another car this morning because of it."

by Akarya May 25, 2007

Vlad Goggles

While drinking vladimir vodak you become less aware of ugly ass hoes, believing them to be dime pieces.

"Last night i must of put my vlad goggles on becaue i woke up with a slut after drinking all that vlad."

by vladggg October 27, 2008

pot goggles

when someone has smoked large amounts of marajuana and looses mental capacity, they are wearing "pot goggles”.

dude... you forgot your shoes at my place last night! yeah.. i was wearing pot goggles.

by juli bean May 29, 2009

slump goggles

Refers to the clouded judgment of a man/woman in a slump, who, in their desire to break the slump, aim for something they're not going to get, when they really should just get themselves a slump buster.

Paul Rudd's character in '40 Year Old Virgin' was wearing slump goggles for most of the movie, especially in regards to his ex-girlfriend.

Joe: I think I really love Jen. Maybe she'll finally take me back.

Bill: Don't waste your time, because you're not going to get any. Take your slump goggles off and get yourself a fattie. It'll be good for you.

by homecomer October 18, 2009

Blast Goggles

The glasses that kinky school teachers, or school girls, wear to protect their eyes from cumshots.

I let one off and she would have whited out if it wasn't for those blast goggles.

by Jackie Daniel February 6, 2010

Cuban Goggles

The act of inverted oral sex with a girl where the males' genitals are covering the females eyes.

"Man I was mouth fucking jackie from above last night and I gave her a pair of cuban goggles", said dave.

by asstreelunker09 February 17, 2010

Rainbow Goggles

When a person only likes or becomes interested in something due to the fact that a character is or plays a lesbian/bisexual/gay.

Person #1: Kristen Stewart is so hot
Person #2: Yeah you only think that because she played Joan Jett in The Runaways. Take off the rainbow goggles and she's back to being a blank faced retard.

by H.Quinn July 17, 2010