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Rocket Wrist Foreskin Ripper

The act of jerking one off in a very fast motion while ripping the victims foreskin from excessive force.
Vadim ripped Brodies foreskin while jerking him off. hes a rocket wrist foreskin ripper.
by JRHahaha July 5, 2012
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Geykume's Foreskin

An ultra rare delicious gourmet treat which brings god-hood when eaten, often found in hospital dumpster.
Bruh1: Bruh let go to McDonald
Bruh2: fuck that shit, I just found Geykume's Foreskin
Bruh1: *B R U H* That's some serious gourmet shit
by 69Thxrsday69 May 19, 2019
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avon old farms

AOF is maybe the highest respected boarding school in the nation. Students bang lots of chicks, win new england titles, and get into very solid schools. One only wishes they could attend such an institution. It's building are beautiful and perfect for hiding young women. What other school enjoys a rat problem? The Quad rat is the most sought after meal on the Avon boys diet of hamburgers and chicken sandwiches.
example 1:Hey Chip dont you wish you could be the coolest dude ever and go to Avon and not wear sweet white sweaters with D's on them?

example 2: "Wow, I wish I could have beaten Avon in hockey. I mean we were supposed to kill them. They were just to good and beat us 6-2. I guess they are just the best thing since sliced bread."- a salisbury hockey player.
by stinky beaver July 21, 2005
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Formspring

The new internet hate machine, were pussies make accounts with the intention of getting random love from their friends and random nerds who they think want to bone them. In all actually, its just a place for pussies to get trolled, hated and spammed on by their "friends" mostly facebook "friends". Creating a formspring allows the pussy to feel like his or her life matters to other people, when in most cases we're just happy he or she made it so we can make fun of their unibrow or tell everyone they have a small penis. Lastly pussies love to complain about people making anonymous hate comments, you made it you have to deal with the hate bitch.
Below are some people who make formspring accounts:

Your ex boyfriend, his new girlfriend, your little brother, whores at your school, wanna be cool kids, girls who don't get out too much.
by tehenforcer July 15, 2010
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Forest Ridge

An All Girls Private Catholic School on top of Somerset Hill. Grades 5 through 12, there are only abour 300 students.
Lets go scope out some Forest Ridge hotties, bro.
by penguin. August 17, 2006
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foreskin

Useless piece of male flesh. Discarding this person would have no ill effects. When the doctor/raabi circumsized this person as an infant they threw away the wrong piece of flesh, leaving the "foreskin" to roam the earth to annoy people.
John is such a foreskin! He is absolutely worthless
by JMSMD July 25, 2008
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Foreskin Fortress

When a man's penis is fully erect and the foreskin still hangs off the dick end. Usually caused by excessive tugging of the foreskin or from having too many boys chew on it like bubble gum.
Son: "Dad? Why does your bald burrito look like shit?"
Dad: "Well you see son, I have a Foreskin Fortress!"
Son: "When I grow up, will I have a foreskin fortress?"
Dad: "Shut the fuck up son, and keep chewing your bubble gum!"
by the dismal paloosie July 9, 2010
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