French Map

The product of a wet dream.

Comes from the French idiom "Faire une carte de France"

I woke up and there was a French Map.

by Squige October 30, 2006

French Doogler

While having doggy style sex, the male eats a steak with a knife and fork off of a plate on top of the woman's back.

Mike had difficulty maintaining his French Doogler. With every thrust, the plate fell off of his girlfriend's back, knocking the steak to the floor.

by Franny Doogler March 20, 2011

french oral

A type of oral sex that involves only making out with the tip of the dick. So basically French kissing a Penis.

Francesca prefers french kissing dicks to lips, french oral is what she likes most because she doesn’t have to put the whole dick in her small mouth.
Arthur likes receiving french oral even though he’s Belgian, how ironic, they usually prefer normal oral.

by Henrietta the boss May 8, 2020

La fleche

A popular old last name meaning "the arrow" in french. Usually indicates that a certain individual with this name is "strikingly" handsome and able to "strike" your body with the ultimate sex pleasure. Usually romantics who will stop at nothing for the approval of their object of affection.

"Let's go to that restaurant. There's that one La fleche that will do your body good."
"I'm just broke up with him. The only thing I want right now is a La Fleche."

by Francois Leduc August 3, 2009

What the French Toast?

A funnier or non-profane way to say "What the fuck?!"

It originated from an Orbit Gum Commercial.

Random Girl: "You fucking suck, go jump off a cliff!"
You (To yourself or a friend): "What the French Toast?!"

by Chilitastic May 11, 2010

French Foreign Legion

An esteemed branch of mercenaries often unheralded because of their allegiance with France (a country that has never heard the end of the military failure known as World War II) and their generally private ventures. Though still quite trustworthy and considered by many countries as the most effiecient military force in the world.

All those joining the Foriegn Legion break all bonds to their former lives and take up a new fellowship with fellow Legionnaires.

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

French Canadian Standoff

A gentlemen's duel. Two men have a staring contest completely naked, while masturbating vigorously. First one to blink or ejaculate loses, however if the semen hit's the opponent in the eye resulting in blinking, the ejaculator wins. However if the opponent does not blink after being hit in the eye, they win.

When no other means of reconciliation could be achived between the two parties, a French Canadian Standoff was held to decide the outcome of the argument.

by Red Kayak November 16, 2010