To persist, without a rollback plan, in the face of overwhelming odds and jeers from coworkers or friends.
I'm going to fail forward upgrading this laptop even if it takes night so I don't have to perform the lifelong task of restoring my iTunes library.
by SnarkyArtisan July 11, 2011
Get the Fail Forwardmug. A level of fail equal to or greater than a deterant to your swagger inflicted by the conditions of the country of Lebanon. This fail trump all other fails, including the "epic" fail and can be experienced anywhere in the world.
I really wanted to watch that you tube video, but the internet Lebanon failed on me.
I definitely had 24 kills in Modern Warfare 2 but then the power went out mid-match. Lebanon Fail.
I definitely had 24 kills in Modern Warfare 2 but then the power went out mid-match. Lebanon Fail.
by LebanonFailure January 21, 2010
Get the Lebanon Failmug. 'Crap, I tried to jump the step but landed on my face instead'
'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'
'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'
by Benjy-x June 28, 2009
Get the Fail Whalemug. General definition - Anti-causality. When the desired or expected effect is the only effect NOT achieved by any given cause, this is EPIC FAIL.
Definition as it pertains to Relativity - Failure so monumental in scale that it has the possibility to rupture the space-time continuum by fracturing the light-cone at the point between the causal past and causal present boundaries because there is no possible way the cause could precede any effect within the same spatial reference frame of the observer.
Definition you're most likely to understand - The result of the physical union of your parents.
Definition as it pertains to Relativity - Failure so monumental in scale that it has the possibility to rupture the space-time continuum by fracturing the light-cone at the point between the causal past and causal present boundaries because there is no possible way the cause could precede any effect within the same spatial reference frame of the observer.
Definition you're most likely to understand - The result of the physical union of your parents.
Bob: "I posted my music on myspace because I wanted to be appreciated by the masses"
Greg: "Oh yeah? What happened?"
Bob: "Turns out my music makes people's ears fall off"
Greg: "Epic fail, no cookie for you!"
Following this conversation, the universe folds in on itself and is oblitera
Greg: "Oh yeah? What happened?"
Bob: "Turns out my music makes people's ears fall off"
Greg: "Epic fail, no cookie for you!"
Following this conversation, the universe folds in on itself and is oblitera
by Theydrick February 21, 2009
Get the epic failmug. To fail horribly
However bad a fail is, you do NOT say "epic fail" in reality, it makes you sound like a total douche.
However bad a fail is, you do NOT say "epic fail" in reality, it makes you sound like a total douche.
by Anonynoose February 27, 2009
Get the epic failmug. by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009
Get the Epic Failmug. When you recieve a phone call/email and it is painfully obvious that the person who has contacted you is a pedophile.
"I got an email yesterday, it said, 'Age does not matter to me, I am sure we will come to love one another.'"
"Pedophile Fail!"
"Pedophile Fail!"
by Jooker January 18, 2009
Get the Pedophile Failmug.