Fadiget

Fuck a damn midget

Rylie: Felisha I think you just need to just go fadiget!

by Rylie weatherford August 9, 2019

Fadge

A fat, disgusting blobs vagina that for some reason you still wanna put your dick in but only after you donkey punch the desperate slut.

"Yo that fat bitch is nasty af, but I still wanna breed her fadge."

by Shakespeares Bitch November 21, 2019

Fagget

A person usually named Carson who acts really butthurt and associates with homosexuality

Carson is a fagget

by Carsonisafagget66 December 7, 2019

Fagetti

Homosexual spaghetti

Dave: Hey John, wanna come over for dinner later?
Jhon: Sure Dave, what are we having?
Dave: We will be having fagetti, its just spaghetti but its homosexual.
Jhon: Awsome! I love fagettti.

by димитрий December 22, 2019

Fagette

An obnoxious, offensive, self-involved, in-your-face gay whose whole life revolves around being gay and who insists on describing his sexual exploits in graphic detail when doing so is inappropriate.

(pronounced faGET) Danny himself was gay, but when the fagette at the next table started describing his sexual exploits in graphic detail within ear shot of Danny's 85 year-old mom at her Mothers' Day dinner, Danny During the debate, the challenger asked told him clean it up. When the guy described how he would have sex with Danny even more grphicallyyy, Danny told him he wasn't gay at all, just an obnoxious fagette.

by Spinaker January 28, 2020

Fudget

A budget - typically written after the fact to reflect actual income and expenses - but passed off as a legit financial forecasting tool. Coincidentally always come out in the black!

Hmm, Jones, you have wildly, irresponsibly, fragrantly blown your budget. You're fired. Now, Smythfields, let's have a look at your Fudget. Hmm. Hmm. Yes, I see. All looks amazingly on track. Well done. Keep up the good wor - I say, Smythfields, why is the Tax Office breaking into your office and seizing all your files...?

by Godster February 5, 2020

Fidget spinner

When a male sticks a cock in the belly button of a male or female and spins the other while on top of it.

Wanna try the fidget spinner babe? No thanks, my dick snapped last time

by Ibeatmymeat420 April 7, 2020