facedooker

1. someone you contributes "pieces of shit" content to facebook i.e. dropping dooks in facebook

2. the act of taking smalls shits in your status feed updates

examples:

"started school today"
"walmart run"
"great day because blah blah.. "

way to be a facedooker man, no one needs to know that your pissed about having to wake up for class or work on monday..

by skrillazzz August 28, 2009

facedy

An appendage for adjectives used to describe someone's face.

I was aghast when I stumbled upon my ex-boyfriend's facebook page. His face was huge. He was all big-facedy.

Lindsay Lohan is freckle-facedy.

Dawn is all doll-facedy.

by Nikstar Galactica January 4, 2010

faced the fire

When one hooks up with, or more specifically, goes down on a red haired person, i.e. a ginger, or fire crotch.

He removed his pants and before I knew it, I had faced the fire.

by GendelA August 31, 2010

facedad

A non-blood-relative listed on facebook as your father. (See also, facefamily)

Kyle: Who's that guy? That's not your dad, is it??
Kerry: Haha! No, that's just my friend Si. He's my facedad.

by A J Dinny November 25, 2010

Facedumpster

Facedumpster: a person who stalks another friend on facebook by commenting repeatedly on there status or comment wall posts.

Guy: i just got some new combat boots, awsome!
Facedumpster: "I agree only cuz guys in combat boots are uber attractive... Lol for me"

by davestj July 7, 2011

FaceDeuce

The act of posting on FaceBook whilst on the toilet shitting.

The meaning of life came to me on the crapper, so I FaceDeuced it.

by Das Mason September 10, 2011

Facedurbation

The act of masturbating over someone's Facebook pictures. Usually carried out by stalkers, obsessives and criminally insane sexual predators.

Facedurbation in the library is frowned upon

by museicman February 26, 2012