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Forest Lawn

Mini-Detroit/Bronx in the Southeast* of Calgary,Canada

-If you grew up there, you can live most anywhere and not be scared

* another post stated that it was in the northeast which was incorrect
Dude 1- that guy next door was raped and murdered with a butcher knive!

Dude 2- ....yeah so?

Dude 1- Woah you must have grown up in Forest Lawn
by Norway_Babe666 October 7, 2006
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Lake forest park

Pretty much the nicest town around, it has beaches, trees, views and big houses. So what if it's rich and white all the haters who say it's lame are just jealous because they live in ghetto shoreline. LFP is safe, nice, and you have the mall and beach clubs to keep you entertained.
by LFP kid June 2, 2009
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Forcedestiny

I met my wife by way of forcedestiny.
by Pregnant People July 4, 2010
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Forest trooper

A man who continually finds himself having sex with females who have outrageously hairy vaginal areas
U fucked ole hairy Mary? Damn joe you're becoming a forest trooper!
by bigpoppiboi June 20, 2011
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Foreskinious wrinkler

A foreskinious wrinkler is a person's hand when used to jerk off. Also known as Dick beaters, cock grippers, pud pounders. Harry palmers, nubs, etc...
Hey dude, get your fuckin' foreskinious wrinklers off my beer! Or, I didn't get laid tonight so I'm gonna go home and hang out with Foreskinious and the wrinklers...
by JZ Catonsville, Md December 4, 2011
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Forced Confession

When a guy is forced to say "I love you" to shut up a nagging woman. Like a gun to the head in a relationship.
Jeremy got hit with a forced confession to stop his woman from nagging him to death.
by KImCobain March 10, 2015
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foreskin blowup

When Scarlett blows up Jakes foreskin and it inflates like a balloon.
Hey Jake, fancy a foreskin blowup later?
by Jascar November 21, 2015
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