FastEddy

Rides fast bikes fast and is known as Eddy.

Fuck me, was that FastEddy?? that was proper fast!

by Not telling September 30, 2003

fester

a series of events taken by men every few months (from the day they turn 18 and up) with their mans, usually involving driving around town for hours, the purchase of tobacco, harassment of gas-station employees, eating corndogs, and the half-serious search for pornographic magazines

I should really call Luke, Pat, and Austin. We haven't festered in a long while, and I'm craving a cigar and a corndog.

by Toph23 July 12, 2009

bat fastard

Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.

look at that bat fastard he needs a large one.

by anal passage July 19, 2006

fester

to dwell on; hold a grudge

who cares that your brother stole your girl? you lettin it fester. get over it, she was a ho.

by nappyafrochik April 5, 2003

Fanter

Fucking awful banter

Maddy: "That wasnt even banter" ... Jack: " More like shanter" ... Maddy: "even worse, it was fanter"

by MAPRGHP April 16, 2010

Easter Feaster

A meal only fit for a last supper. Glistening golden deep fried chicken with battered sliced potato strings with herbed gravy with children size portions of blended up vegetables topped off with a dessert surprise to the unexpected. *Meal is often accompanied by ass puke* Women and children fend for yourself

Kim: Happy Easter everyone what did you do today?

Deny: I shiat easter feaster for 2 hours

by Foug April 27, 2003

farter tart

A prostitute who when she goes to fart on her victims, a tarty-like substance known as poop slips out of her anus.

When James got up, he realized she had just pooped all over his chest. What a farter tart, he thought to himself.

by Sask Pirate October 1, 2006