Toph23's definitions

fester

a series of events taken by men every few months (from the day they turn 18 and up) with their mans, usually involving driving around town for hours, the purchase of tobacco, harassment of gas-station employees, eating corndogs, and the half-serious search for pornographic magazines

I should really call Luke, Pat, and Austin. We haven't festered in a long while, and I'm craving a cigar and a corndog.

by Toph23 July 12, 2009