A woman who's sole purpose in life is farming out her uterus to increase her social assistance payments.
Person 1: Are those all her kids? I thought she was running a daycare.
Person 2: No its just uterus farm.
Person 2: No its just uterus farm.
by benjid December 9, 2012
Get the Uterus farmmug. -the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."
"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
by Devo and Dan February 21, 2010
Get the plankton farmingmug. When someone uses social media or their influence good or bad to gather people to their way of thinking.
by Jvoice December 6, 2021
Get the clout farmingmug. by Pork Tines May 11, 2010
Get the Pipe Farmmug. Walter: Why the hell is there a mushroom in your room!!!
Rick: Chill, it’s fine. I’m starting a cum farm to make a mushroom garden in my room
Rick: Chill, it’s fine. I’m starting a cum farm to make a mushroom garden in my room
by Slang.com773 March 14, 2020
Get the Cum farmmug. by not.a.farmtruck February 19, 2019
Get the farm truckmug. by Offrey J June 17, 2006
Get the Tree Farmmug.