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Dr. Fake Boobapotamus by Fucktardapotamus July 7, 2009
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Stake-Out, Fake-Out
(V). The act of scheduling an appointment to lead your boss to believe your busy, then calling the client and canceling the meeting the night before. The Stake-Out Fake-Out is completed upon telling your boss that the client canceled the meeting themselves, thus freeing you up for maximum gym time.
Abel: Do we have a meeting tomorrow?
Derek: Yeah, but i was thinking of pulling the ole' Stake-Out, Fake-Out.
Abel: Maximum Gym Time!
Derek: Yeah, but i was thinking of pulling the ole' Stake-Out, Fake-Out.
Abel: Maximum Gym Time!
Stake-Out, Fake-Out by toosweetkoolaid April 28, 2011
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fake ass nigga
one who acts fake, has to make excuses and call other people fake ass niggas. is and can be a Jiggaboo
fake ass nigga by AE;OJFNASDLFJKSDNXLKFASRJHd February 26, 2010
Fake people
Someone who talks behind someone’s back then smile in their face like nothing happened 2 weeks/months ago.
Fake people:
Ashley to Brittany: omg do you see Annas boots lmao, she looks like she got them from the dollar store.
Brittany to Ashley: Righttt! Also did you smell her breath it smells like assholes.
Laughs together
4 months later
Ashley to Anna together: Hey Anna, you look really pretty today.I like your hair.
Ashley to Anna: Righttt! Do you want to come to the movies with us tomorrow night?
Anna: Sure guys, that’s really nice of you!
Ashley to Brittany: omg do you see Annas boots lmao, she looks like she got them from the dollar store.
Brittany to Ashley: Righttt! Also did you smell her breath it smells like assholes.
Laughs together
4 months later
Ashley to Anna together: Hey Anna, you look really pretty today.I like your hair.
Ashley to Anna: Righttt! Do you want to come to the movies with us tomorrow night?
Anna: Sure guys, that’s really nice of you!
Fake people by Jeffftthekillllerrr December 5, 2018
Fake Pothead
Someone who doesnt smokes weed alot and then acts like they smoke all the time in public to impress people.
Tom(Fake Pothead) in public - Mayne im dying for a joint right now.
Tom(Fake Pothead) with one of his friends 3 minutes later - Mayne wanna smoke a nickel bag next week?
Friend- Dude shut the fuck up, you said you were just dying for a joint.
Tom(Fake Pothead) with one of his friends 3 minutes later - Mayne wanna smoke a nickel bag next week?
Friend- Dude shut the fuck up, you said you were just dying for a joint.
Fake Pothead by Mr. Gunshotz February 18, 2010
fake and ghey
Alternate spelling of "fake and gay," an Internet slang phrase used to describe or respond to a video that is a hoax or depicts something unrealistic or faked.
fake and ghey by Dude Regular October 26, 2010
Fake a Shit
To con coworkers into believing you are taking a shit when, in effect, you are someplace else not taking a shit and also not working for an extended period of time... and probably doing drugs.
Deej: Dude. Where the fuck is that carnie? He's supposed to be doing these dishes!
Ceej: Who knows... Probably went to Fake a Shit. Again.
Ceej: Who knows... Probably went to Fake a Shit. Again.
Fake a Shit by Ceeej November 29, 2007