Definitions by Fucktardapotamus

bitchapotamus 

Formerly known as a skankapotamus, this rare creature is a bitch amongst bitches. She has the ability to halt the fun of a party on the stop of a dime.

A: Can you believe what that girl Rachelle just said to him?

B: Yeah... she's a real bitchapotamus!!

bitchapotamus by Fucktardapotamus July 7, 2009

Dr. Fake Boobapotamus 

A hot female doctor (i.e. chiropractor) who has had her funbags surgically enhanced.

Wow! Check out the rack on Dr. Fake Boobapotamus!

Dr. Fake Boobapotamus by Fucktardapotamus July 7, 2009