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emokerchief

The wonderful thing that they call the emokerchief is a square bit of material that is folded up into triangles and tied around the neck. It is practically a neckerchief of the emo variety. If someone is found wearing one, they are most likely emo or wanabee scene kids with no lives or future ahead of them so put them out of their misery now and shoot or stab them up with your big gangsta knives as this is, of course, "Da Urban Dictionary Innit."
"Look at that emokerchief... Let's stab 'em up yo!"
by ThePhoneMonstaa August 7, 2007
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Eminem

A wigga. But still a fairly good rapper.
Eminem dresses like he's black but still raps good.
by Mastersam0 June 11, 2008
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eminem

the first white rapper ever. here is his first song from the slim shady lp

Hi! My name is;what? My name is; who? My name is (scrathing) (Slim Shady!) repeat Hi kids! Do u like violence? Wanna' see me stick nine-inch nails through each one o' my eyelids? Wanna' copy me and do exactly like I did? wanna' Try cid acid and get fucked-up worse then my life is? My brains' dead weight, I'm tryin' to keep my head straight, but I can't figure out, which Spice Gurl I wanna' impregnate! An' Dr.Dre said,"Slim Shady u a basehand!", Nuh-uh! "Then whys' your face red? Man u wasted!" Well since age 12 I felt like I was someone else 'cause I hung my original self from the top-bunk with a belt! I Got pissed-off and ripped Pamela Lees' tits off an' smacked 'er so hard, I knocked her clothes backwards like criss-cross! I smoke a fat bound o' grass marijuana,an' fall on my ass, faster then the fat btich who sat down too fast! Comere' slut! "But Shady,wait a minute,That's my girl, dawg!" I don't give a fuck!!god sent me to piss the world off!

chorus x 2

My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high! middle school the only problem was, my english teacher was a guy. I smacked him in his face wit' an' eraser! Chased him wit' a stapler! Stapled his nuts to a stack o' papers! walked in a strip-club,wit' my jacket zipped up,flashed the bar tender,and stuck my dick in a tip cup! Extra terrestial, killin' pedestrians raping lesbians, while they screamin', at me, lets just friends!" 99% of my life I was lied to, I just found out,my mom does more dope then I do. I told 'er I'd grow b to be a famous rapper,make a record about doin' drugs an' name it after her. Ya know u blew up,when the women rush to stands, and try to touch ya hands, like some screamin' Usher fans. This guy at White Castle assed for my autograph, so I sighned it,"Dear Dave, thanx' for the support, asshole!

chorus x 2

Stop the tape! Cuz Kidd needs to be locked away! Dr.Dre,don't just stand ther! OPERATE! It's to scary to leave. I'm not ready to die! (Fuck that!) He'll have to carry me inside the cemetary and burry me alive! Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely deside. I just drank a fifth o' a Vodka, dare me to drive! (go ahead!) All my life i was very deprived. I had a woman in years. An' my palms are to harry to hide(woops!). My Clothes rip, like the Incredible Hulk, I spit when i talk (spput!),I'll fuck anything that walks. When I was hungry, I used to get so hungry I would throw fits. like: "How u gonna' breat-feed me mom, you ain't got no tits! I lay awake an' strap myself in the bed, wit' one of Proof's vest' on,an' shoot myself dead. I'm steamin' mad (Urrgh!), an' by the way, when u see my dad,yeah the fag, tell im' that I slit his throat in this dream I had!

(chorus with insrumentals)
eminem raps about killing and raping women, which is kool
by InuYashaFreak64 from youtube October 13, 2007
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Emiel

Dogshit player who doesn't have earnings, and who is still washed because fortnite is not announcing any tournaments
I just shat on emiel, he's the worst player in the game.
by wallahi23 January 4, 2020
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Emile

An actual asshole.

Emile is a guy who betrays his ‘friends’ to get attention on himself.
He’s also someone who is a manipulative snake.
If you meet an Emile, beware. He seems nice at first, but under that, he’s a dick.
Person 1 : “Who’s that guy? He looks so nice.”
Person 2 : “You mean Emile. Nah, he’s an ass.”
by ForeverAloneWafer April 13, 2019
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eminem

Eminem
A misogynistic homophobe rapper.

Ironic is how his raps talk bad about women and homosexuals yet he has characteristics of both.

Karma is going to leave him dickless and somebodys girlfriend.
and it will server HER right!.

Emimem: the worst rapper since vanilla ice.( vanilla ass)
Emimem:
Oh no I fell asleep and got eminemed in the ass. I feel so violated.
by anitchrist July 13, 2007
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Emilee

A fucker bitchy slut dick sucking hoer
Nobody likes
A liar
Fucking ass hole
ass wipe
WOW!!!! That girl is such an Emilee
Emilee's are sooooo bitchs
by Emilee haters June 20, 2008
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