Ding Dong

Old slang for male genitalia penis

I saw his ding dong!

by nunna yobizness May 29, 2003

Ding Dong

A clueless person that has no idea on what to do during a game of any sport

"Pass me the ball ding dong"

by AzOOmA May 20, 2003

realistic dong

A realistic dong is a latex replica of a guy's raging boner that he makes from a kit and uses to suck or fuck his own or another cadet's boy-hole.

My cadet roomie , Matt, likes to use his realistic dong on me whenever we have sex - feels like I'm being spit-roasted by the same cadet!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

Ramadan Dong

When you're so horny you cant even eat

fuck kitchen dick..Im so Horny I got that Ramadan Dong son

by bootabootaboo December 11, 2010

james dong

a man who goes on a long board speeding down the side of the road at 60 mph(20 mph above the speed limit) Holding on to a car with a bat hitting pedestrians on the back of the head head. was soon arrested after that

man he is a real James Dong

by FOLGOLL December 7, 2014

camel dong

when a dude has his pants pulled up or wearing tight pants and you see the dick print

freddy's pants were so high you could see hit camel dong.

by tbaker031685 March 23, 2010

Danger Dongs

A set of nun chunks made of two large dildos connected by a chain. Pulling a set of these out is one of the greatest power moves known to man.

The other night someone tried to mug me, but luckily I had my Danger Dongs on me to defend myself.

by Grumlord;) March 3, 2019