A rare coincidence that occurs when two men sleep next to one another and one of them later wakes to find that his morningwood is inadvertently docking with the other man's morningwood. One of the participants must be uncircumcised for a true instance of morningwood docking to occur.
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- Let's never talk about how we were morningwood docking again.
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When a botched Circumcision leaves a loop of skin, or otherwise known as a man bridge between the shaft and the head of the penis. CJ Docking is when either an object or a flaccid penis is inserted through the man bridge, or said loop.
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Get the cj Docking mug.When giving anal to an individual that has not recently done a poop. It requires at least one male so the penis can be put into the others asshole so the penis and oncoming poop connect with their tips causing the docking effect. The poo will be pushed back into the human body on contact with the penis. It can be used to help put turtlenecks back into the asshole on emergency actions.
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Get the Sound Docking mug.when two males, one circumsized, one uncircumsized, put thier heads together and the uncircumsized male rolls his extra foreskin over the head of the other males penis.
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