f.o.r.d.

Fuck Our Ride Died

if i had some money ya know what i would do, i go down town and but a f.o.r.d. or two, ya im crazy i bought a mercury
, crazy i bought a mercury, im gonna buy me a mercury and push it up and down the road.

by Downrite February 7, 2012

F.O.R.D

Fucking
Old
Rebuilt
Dodge

I got a new truck last week its a fuckin F.O.R.D

by Hugo Balls July 28, 2021

D.I.L.L.I.G.T.F

Do I look like I give two fucks?

Angie: Everyone hates me Sherry, it's not fair. People tease me for being ugly and awkward, I just hate my life.
Sherry: D.I.L.L.I.G.T.F.

by Philoctetes23 December 25, 2019

l.m.s.y.d.u.y.c.o.m.f

Let me suck your dick until you cum on my face

I want you to L.M.S.Y.D.U.Y.C.O.M.F

by Allure July 27, 2020

D.N.G.A.F.

Do.Not.Give.A.Fuck

-Yo did you want to see that movie.
-I, D.N.G.A.F.

by Pseyou January 28, 2009

F.R.E.D

Standing for Fucking Rediculous Eating Device, the FRED is very handy in situations when you need a can opener, spoon and a bottle opener. Found in the ration pack of the Australian army and probaly other armies or groups too.

Hey can u chuck us that FRED so i can open this gaddam can of peaches!

by Carlo.S April 29, 2005

D.W.A.R.F.

Slang term meaning a divorcee or widow who is looking for sex. Stands for Divorced Women (who) Are Ready (to) Fuck or Divorcee's Who Are Ready (to) Fuck.

"If you can't seem to hook up, look for a D.W.A.R.F."

by SmartyTarty September 23, 2015