f.o.r.d.

Fuck Our Ride Died

if i had some money ya know what i would do, i go down town and but a f.o.r.d. or two, ya im crazy i bought a mercury
, crazy i bought a mercury, im gonna buy me a mercury and push it up and down the road.

by Downrite February 7, 2012

F.O.R.D.

Fucker Only Runs Downhill

I got a ford, let me guess that fucker only runs downhill

by Missy December 5, 2003

F.O.R.D.

1. Found On Road Dead
2. Fixed Or Repaired Daily
3. Fucked On Race Day

Ford.. Pfft.

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

F.O.R.D.

1)Flipped Over Russian Dune Buggy
2)Factory Ordered Road Disaster
3)Failure Of Research & Development

There's always more F.O.R.D.'s in the junkyard than any other car

by Bill S. June 14, 2007

F.O.R.D

Ford.
Favorite of redneck drivers.

F.O.R.D , Hey is that Chevy over there the new truck Cletus bought? No the Ford with the smoke stacks that's on jack stands is his. Cletus loves Ford he would never buy another brand of truck. So As soon as the engine is rebuit will he will finally be able to drive it?

by Keithie bag of lug nuts. May 28, 2019

F.O.R.D.

For Old Retarded Drivers

by kingcarlos October 29, 2003

F.O.R.D

For Overweight Redneck Douchebag

That motherfucker drives a F.O.R.D

by Billy Carlson August 31, 2006