Salmon Cruncher

an Alaskan lesbian

I was in Valdez for work, and the salmon crunchers were everywhere!

by Snarkopotomous July 16, 2015

Cheesy Gordita crunch

When a person gives oral sex to a women while the said women had a yeast infection.

Karen pressured Chad to get on his knees and munch on her cheesy Gordita crunch

by Chokesondicks March 6, 2021

Snootie Crunch

The southern term for the female reproductive organ pussy

I got some snootie crunch off your mom up yonder the other night

by Garrett Hicks December 22, 2005

Concho Pearl

In an effort to avoid getting hit in the eye, she turns her head and gets his goo in her ear.

Last night in Graham's parking lot, some girl chickened out and ended up with a Concho pearl. Poor thing's half-deaf now...

by cleverbxpop November 11, 2010

ass crunched

term used to describe carelessly doggystyling the shit out of someone and your wanker slams right into an ass cheek about breaking your rock hard cock in half...after which you remain in the fetal postion, crying like a little girl for hours

While railing the hell out of some chick last night, I ass crunched my cock and I can't even fucking walk!

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

Credit Crunch

A delicious and delightful cereal which will send your tastebuds to the moon. However, it is very expensive and costs pounds,pounds,pounds. Yes. Three pounds

Jak : " I'm hungry, what should we have for breakfast?"
Mom : " We're out of fuckin oreo's. We'll have to have some credit crunch!"

by J Dizzle foshizzle February 22, 2009

catholic crunch

Where the logo of Captain Crunch goes to pray for Jesus

Yum Catholic Crunch is great in church!!🙂

by Aidanc242 March 24, 2018