couched

i was couched...
couching someone means when a couple fight and live together, one, usually the male, gets kicked out of the bedroom and goes and sleeps on the couch, meaning he just got couched...

being in the doghouse...

Guy1: I just had a big fight with my girl...

Guy2: So have you been couched??

Guy1: Yup...

by blthrskt April 26, 2009

voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

Literally, French for "do you want to sleep with me this evening?." Made famous by the singers Christina Aguilera, Mya, Pink and Lil' Kim on their song "Lady Marmalade"

vous est très sexy, voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

you're very so sexy, do you want to sleep with me this evening?

by Jean-Paul March 16, 2004

Coucher

A lazy, work eligible, teenager who refuses to work. But instead, lies around on the couch all day.

Jeff is such a coucher; why doesn't he just get a job?

or

Sallie used to earn money but now she's a coucher.

by krollie July 1, 2009

Couce

A sort of disease that a whore receives after loads and loads of back alley sex. Symptoms include memory loss, genital warts, diarrhea and uncontrollable twitches. The vocabulary of some whores infected by Couce may suffer dramatically also, so much so that the whore appears to be speaking jibberish.

The cure for Couce is found in the semen of a blue whale, and is only 75% effective.

She has Couce.. I don't want to talk about, okay?

by Bond, accommodation Bond. December 28, 2010

let's throw a couple of shrimp on the barbie

1 Let's grill some shrimp
2 Let's have sex
3 To take a dump while licking a Popsicle while someone is on top of you

3

Allison: Hey George, let's throw a couple of shrimp on the barbie
George: Fudge yeah!

by Spamikens May 22, 2010

Couples skating by yourself

To leave one's partner at a social event, usually due to excessive bitchyness. Derived from loners that would cirle the skating rink floor by themselves during a "couples skate"

I was at the party with my girl, she started giving me shit. I told her "if you don't shut up, you will be couples skating by yourself"

by GPhunk December 29, 2007

Nig couches

A phrase used when you turned autocorrect off last week because of its sexual mishaps and while texting your black friend about your new big couches you accidentally type the word nig instead of big. Because autocorrect is off, it didn't fix the mistake. It makes you go into a fist of rage while you yell at your phone for being a racist ass while you anticipate your black friend to either laugh or get angry.

Darren: Dude you should check out me new nig couches!
CJ: Dude. What the hell.
Darren: Fuuuuuu

by NastyDelicious May 27, 2014