Colan is the boy who makes up lies about everything. If he says he had sex with that one girl, he didn't. If you leave him on open, he blocks you. And if you have a Juul, he asks to rip it at least every two minutes. Colan is the white boy who lives in a nice part of Florida and comes from a good family and is the receiver of a great education, yet he cannot type a Snapchat sentence for shit and pretends that he can't speak English.
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Nick: Man I fucked the hell out of that sluth earlier
Brian: Did you give her the polnesian piledriver?
Nick: Yeah she had pina colada running down her legs when I kicked her out!
Brian: Did you give her the polnesian piledriver?
Nick: Yeah she had pina colada running down her legs when I kicked her out!
by Double Bs May 6, 2008
Get the pina colada mug.A place situated between Hornsby and Berowra. People in this area tend to believe falsehoods that Mount Colah is nice and Berowra is a hole. This is completely ridiculous because Berowra has a skate park, shopping village, 4 petrol stations, an RSL, a tavern, 2 community centres, a library, 4 primary schools, a post office, a hairdresser, a barber, a hardware store, a medical centre and a BWS.
Mount Colah, on the other hand, has a primary school, Jim & Harry's, a chemist, a hairdresser, an Italian restaurant, petrol station and a Liquorland.
Mount Colah is clearly a hole.
Mount Colah, on the other hand, has a primary school, Jim & Harry's, a chemist, a hairdresser, an Italian restaurant, petrol station and a Liquorland.
Mount Colah is clearly a hole.
by Btown Bogan March 4, 2011
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Man: Give me a coca-cola.
Bar Tender: Here, this is all I've got. *Hands man a Pepsi*
Man: I said coke!
Bar Tender: I said this is all I've got!
Man: what kind of place doesn't have coke?
Bar Tender: Go to McDonalds of you want a god damn coke.
Man: *tries Pepsi* Wow! This is really good. I'll take 2 more please.
Bar Tender: You got it!
Bar Tender: Here, this is all I've got. *Hands man a Pepsi*
Man: I said coke!
Bar Tender: I said this is all I've got!
Man: what kind of place doesn't have coke?
Bar Tender: Go to McDonalds of you want a god damn coke.
Man: *tries Pepsi* Wow! This is really good. I'll take 2 more please.
Bar Tender: You got it!
by Fo Da Shitz August 31, 2006
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by anonymous November 11, 2022
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Me: Whatcha doin?
Brenton: Drinking.
Me: Drinking what?
Brenton: Got this awesome drink called LA ICE Cola, its like 20c for 2L so I can just swig from this bottle all day. Although it has a very harsh taste, kind of faeces like, but worse. 20c though, cant really go wrong.
Me: Oh brenton....
Brenton: Drinking.
Me: Drinking what?
Brenton: Got this awesome drink called LA ICE Cola, its like 20c for 2L so I can just swig from this bottle all day. Although it has a very harsh taste, kind of faeces like, but worse. 20c though, cant really go wrong.
Me: Oh brenton....
by Alan1 May 24, 2007
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