Main Coon

A man eating, fluffy, long haired feline. Also known for carrying bags of weed around the home.

Dude, man, bro is that a "Main Coon"?

by SkinnyPants January 21, 2009

Coon Hunter

Usually small fat and stupid, mostly beleived to be crooked faced rednecks, than enjoy hunting "Coons" (racoons) in Kentucky. Coon Hunters have been known to be very racist.

Andrew: Do you know that Justin kid?
Chad: Yeah, I heard he was a dirty Coon Hunter.
Andrew: I know, I hate that kid!

by chillbilly April 19, 2008

Coon Shit

Black People on some ape shit

white man: you only get 500 back on tax
black man: WHAT BITCH ASS HOE ASS NIGGA IM BROKE AS FUCK WERE MY TAX HOMIE
*black man shoots up place with gang*
the black man on some coon shit

by addybaddy January 26, 2017

Crack-coon

A person born from one white parent and one black parent.
a.k.a. cracker + coon = Crack-coon

Person A: January 20th 2009 was a historic day, the first black president was sworn into office!
Person B: Don't cha know his mama is white, fool!
Person A: Oh so we got a Crack-coon for a president.

by Black Nanther Lysie January 20, 2009

Sleepy Coon

See also Whorey
An alias of Whorey

"God, Whorey is such a fucking horrible person"

by Jonathan Blue August 2, 2004

keith the coon

stupid bitch nigger who has scabies and eats granny poonani for supper, keith the coon is a super villain in the secret show of grannys verses predetor if you come across keith the coom piss in his urethra its his weakness

dude i heard sara pissed in keith the coons eyes lasy night ...

by sara rose meme lord March 7, 2019

Coon brainz

A disease causing lack of knowledge symptoms include; stunted growth increased use in the word "nigga", and short temper

He must have caught a case of coon brainz

by Lord of the coons April 18, 2018