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Whore Cookie

A cookie with sperm baked into it.
Whore: what's a whore cookie?

Chef: Well lets just say, you'll taste the secret ingredient right off the bat.
by Hakuboshi September 4, 2009
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Dirty Cookies

A descriptive term for any unfortunate situation, to insult an unwanted group of assholes, or could be used to describe anything literally covered in filth. It is most effective when describing something that used to be good. Why? Because no one wants dirty cookies.
Me: My roommate invited 13 year old girls to our kegger... again...
Guest: Aw fuck dat! Dats some dirty dookies right dere.

Stoner #1: Noooooo, I just spilled half the ground up weed for this blunt on the carpet! (5 minutes later, after picking it out of the carpet fuzz) Eh, it's not that bad, we can still smoke it.
Stoner #2: Dude... thats some dirty cookies.

Raver: That was the best desert party I've ever been to... Can I use your shower? I'm such a dirty cookie right now.
by dotpxl November 28, 2012
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Poop Cookies

cookies containing pebbles of fecal matter that are moist and fresh. These cookies are usually served to unsuspecting little children by there disgustingly erotic grandparents. They will usually look like chocolate chip cookies and will probably smell like them too, depending on your grandparents' skill in this art. If you have recently eaten poop cookies, side effects include but aren't limited to: deflated boner, random combustion of pubic hair, and an intense desire to listen to Creed.
"Grandma are you making poop cookies?"
"No ;) "
by ThatsJustNasty69 November 11, 2011
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og cookies

Bomb ass cookies that get you zoomed asf
Pass those og cookies nigga
by 🧕🏽 February 27, 2018
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take that cookie

I am going to take that cookie Amber.
by cjismitch August 31, 2010
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all the cookies

A wide range of knowledge. Highly skilled in many areas.
During my interview, I told the hiring manager that I had “all the cookies” and they hired me on the spot.
by Alex zoros September 27, 2018
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dark cacao cookie

cold and bitter king that everyone including me simps for

From cookie run kingdom
One of the 5 ancients

SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 14

also if he gets overwhelmed by his emotions (normally rage, anguish and pain) enough his soul jam turns him into a massive emo ghost thingy that looks like tricky phase 3 except with long hair and a torso

dont believe me look at the cutscenes or on tumblr
"Bro did you see dark cacao cookie"
"Yea he went beserk bro."
by emperorbelos April 7, 2022
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