Cock block

When someone blocks you from scoring with a chick. Literally blocking your cock from going into her pussy.

I wanted to go on a trip with my friends but i had a girlfriend. It was a trip to Amsterdam and i told my girlfriend nothing was going to happen and I would be faithful. My friend, Alex Barnett, went ahead and told her I wasn't going to be faithful. She went on a break with me. " He cock blocked me"

by cool_G April 30, 2009

cock block

*verb

To prevent a chicken from entering a dwelling

Person 1: Dude, why cant my chicken enter your house
Person 2: I totally cock blocked it

by HelloAnchorage November 11, 2009

cockalock

someone who is being a dick to someone else you haven't seen in a long time that is visiting for a short while

i miss you man!!!
Sorry for bein a cockalock when you were down here.

by the hairy yak June 6, 2010

cockjock

A person, normally named Chris, who likes to ride another man's cock, sort of how a jocky rides his horse.

Chris is a giant cockjock, I believe he may winthe cocktucky dirty one day.

by Dr. Vontinkleberry October 29, 2003

cockblocker

roommate who's afraid of penis and can't stop talking... she also wants every guy to want her, but won't do anything when she has them in her bed. tries to prevent roommates from getting any, at all times. BIGGEST COCKBLOCKER EVERRRR

Elizabeth never has sex... her goal in life is making sure her roommates have even less sex than she does. she is a cockblockin bitch... and she knows it

by i want some ass March 29, 2004

cock block

1) What always happens to Timothy Nee.
2) What is done to Tim.
3) What Tim does to himself.

Tim, you define cock block.

by TKE-ON 294-312 December 28, 2005

cockblocker

a person who can't get any at that particular time so they make sure that any attempts that are made on or by you to get some sexual satisfaction are thwarted so that they are not lonely

i wanted to get some at home but my friend keeps calling even though they know we are getting "busy"

by Cathy October 18, 2003