climby

you have a sudden urge to climb something

I felt very climby looking at that mountain

by anonymous August 23, 2022

climbers chalk bag

The vaginal tundra of a post menopausal woman.

Miriam's gash is so dry it's become like a climbers chalk bag.

by Gunner854 June 18, 2023

Climber

Climber from an OCT called Endzone

Person 1: Climber is my favorite Endzone character!!
Person 2: what the fuck is an endzone
Person 1: You should jump off a cliff

by imbreakingthelawoftalos August 19, 2023

climbcel

In the category of celibacy, more specifically a sub category of Incel, a Climbcel is a typically a guy who was rejected so many times by sub-humans (aka, foids), they started rock climbing and bouldering as a copium mechanism.

They're totally committed to celibacy and to rocks, and it is pretty common for physicists and mathematician to become a climbcel, because the rock-stuff is also called "problem solving", and they love to solve stupid shit.

Pre-climbcel: Dude, what should I do? That girl is like abstract algebra to me. But she keeps rejecting me and something tells me she's not a virgin, because after being rejected she went to a pharmacy and then to a club and then to a pharmacy again.

Pro-climbcel: brah, forget about that foid bitch ass petri dish for variants of AIDS. Let's go climbing... Become a climbcel.

by dodorto January 11, 2024

Climbing the Ladder

When a person becomes more attractive as time goes on.

“Martha’s looking good lately. She’s climbing the ladder”

by WeUsedToPlayHouse February 24, 2024

Climbcel

An alternative path volcels can take in order lf becoming truecels, in which they opt for rock climbing.

They're very similar to gymcels, but they don't take that seriously their outfit.

Mathematician: Dude, that Coommutative Algebraist looks like he's grinding the shit out the gym.
Physicists: He got rejected by another foid, but instead of cummaxxing, he decided to become a climbcel.
Mathematician: Wowzers! that's fricken amazing.

by dodorto April 30, 2024

Climbing a tree

Sex with a tall girl

Climbing a tree: Vro I’m boutta climb a tree tonight

by Draxs pseudonym June 1, 2024