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Clemens

Clemens are often very loyal. People named clemens are always there for you, when you need them in your life. Those kind of people are very cute and look like a teddy bear with their brown eyes. If you don't have any money you need to go shopping with a Clemens because they are extremely generous and will buy you everything you want. Clemenses are always optimistic but sometimes a bit too much so that it could be annoying. They always search for the good thing in a bad story. They are extremely polite, but act sometimes like a fuckboy, but in general everybody needs a Clemens in his/her life because they are very nice, handsome and generous.
girl 1: wow did you see this guy with the 2 girls over there, who is buying everything the want ?

girl 2: DAAAAMN, this is definitely a CLEMENS !!
by ilikeclemenses January 2, 2017
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clementits

A large set of nice tits that bounce around like clementines.
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clamstance

the position a woman takes, (when viewed from behind) that allows one to view the shiloutte of her vagina between her thigh gap. usually clothed, often swimwear.
god damn man i'm tryin to be good but that bitch got mad clamstance, hard to resist.
yeah man, that thing lookin like the baldest clam ever but you can smell it from here.
i'll just keep an eye on it then.
aight.
by war-n August 29, 2017
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clamskipper

A person(s) of either gender whom enjoys preforming oral sex on anonymous women.
Person 1: Hey man I just got done eating out my new gf and...

Person 2: Oh shut your Clamskipper! I really don’t care...
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Clemens

Clemens is probably the best dick you are ever going to get. No further explanation needed.
"I can't come to brunch today, I can't walk."
"What happened?"
"His name was Clemens..."
by Nox:tune March 16, 2018
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Clamster

A combination of a Clam and a Hamster. Commonly found in moist areas near a river or pond
Look at that Clamster!
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Clams Casino

Rick has been known to gamble at the clams casino. He recently won chlamydia at the craps table.
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