Cancer Igniter

Another term used for a lighter (The smoker's tool, besides the pipe)

Can I please borrow your cancer igniter

by reenz September 22, 2008

cancer

A fatal disease caused by the replication of a broken cell.

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002

ass cancer

A particularly high-frequency and malodorous case of bad gas. Most often occurs among males, in the company of multiple other males, and usually after a night of heavy beer drinking. Also known as butt AIDS.

Group of guys, nursing hangovers in front of TV, playing video games. Suddenly, a stomach-turning smell wafts over the room.)

"Ahhhh! Who did that? It's awful!"
"Sorry, dude. I've got a bad case of ass cancer today."

by Spalding Smails April 15, 2008

Cancer Juice

All soft drinks, especially Coke Zero.

Robin: Hey, JP, I'm goin' down to Safeway. You want somethin'?
JP: Yeah, can you pick me up some cancer juice?

by Blobs January 9, 2009

Cancer sign

Bitch I'm a cancer and I don't cry that much yall just make us so dramatic

Leo/Libra: Oh you're a cancer sign
Me: Yea
Leo/Libra: So did you cry Today?
Me: No♥
OK MAYBE

by KokichiBiggestKinnie February 2, 2021

clanker tits

big tits that wobble when you walk

"Sally has some real clanker tits as she walks."

by Fenske2009 February 18, 2009

Super Cancer

A bacteria-based infection of the spinal cord. Capable of being spread at any time via breathing, leaving germs,and epicly failing at a video game. Super Cancer causes the spinal cord to swell, causing the bones made to protect the spine pinch nerves between virtebre. This can cause many nerve-based problems with long names that I cant spell accuratly. Super Cancer, dispite the name, has nothing to do with normal cancer of any kind.

Person 1- Oh noes! Josh got Super Cancer!
Person 2- Oh noes!

by Cobra Commando May 7, 2009