champain

(sham-PAIN)

A word that can be used to describe any number of injuries obtained while intoxicated

Sober guy- What happened there, man {points at massive disgusting bruises}?!?!

Now Sober guy- I don't know! I was too plastered to remember.

Sober guy- That's one nasty champain you've got there. You might wanna get it checked out.

by tecc91 June 12, 2009

chimpanzooleek

a cross between a chimpanzee, kangaroo and a leek
also someone who epically fails

Joe:*pushes an automatic door*

Fred:your such a chimpanzooleek!

by applw October 16, 2009

Champagne Salad

Champagne Salad is when a man has the chance to condomlessly nut in a girl's vagina without any fear of consequences. ie: a hooker with her tubes tied that just got a clean std screening that day.

Yeah man I totally banged that girl raw last night and had me some Champagne Salad.

by KrustyMcNutLaunch September 8, 2010

Whale-Chomp

The act of accidentally squeezing the testicles very roughly between closed, bent legs.

origin: The thighs, when opened and closed, look like a whale's mouth.

Carlos whale-chomped himself.

by Miles May 19, 2004

scrotum chomper

One who chops on scrotums.

James Rosato is the worlds biggest scrtum chomper. Look what he did to Owen! Thats gotta hurt.

by drey December 17, 2004

red champagne

Champagne with codeine/promethazine cough syrup in it.

i be sippin red champagne, my niiiyaaa

by Ca$h Flow July 5, 2008

champagne room

A room.. with champagne!

But there's no sex in the champagne room.

by HOLLii April 10, 2005