Choad Wart

It's similar to a Cocknozzle. It's what you call somebody who acts like a "know it all", and in most cases, is wrong more often than not.

Guy 1 - Hey, did you guys hear that earthquake in China was a 7.9 on the Richter scale?

Guy 2 - It was actually a 9.5.

Guy 1 - Shut the fuck up you Choad Wart, I heard on CNN it was a 7.9.

by akendall October 20, 2009

Choadal Recall

The constant reminder that Donald Trump is as much dick as asshole

The RNC was one giant Choadal Recall event

by ChuckDelta August 1, 2016

Choach

You call a person a choach because there a fuck boy or a bitch

Wow he's such a choach

by AR my bby July 6, 2017

Chaffle

A burnt waffle

These are some good chaffles

by YaBoiEzBreezy June 8, 2019

but chafe

Backchat

No ifs and buts, please. Strictly no but chafe is permissibly allowed.

by Hercolena Oliver April 7, 2009

toad choad

Small male genitalia.

Lucy dumped Bruce because he had such a serious case of toad choad.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

choad charmer

A choad Charmer is a fictioal personal hygiene product used to prevent excessive odor from the choad, bifkin, grundle or taint. May also be called the taint tamer.

Man my ball sack sure is rank. I shure wish that someone would come out with a deoderant for your taint. Maybe they could call it the choad charmer!

by B Warden March 26, 2007