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chapped

by Phil Cassidy March 26, 2004
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clapped

me: sally was gettin on mi nerves last nite, bitchin
Joe: did u clapped her
me: u already noe
by trellis April 3, 2008
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handi-clapped

a person who is challenged in the action of clapping their hands, due to either an injury to one or both of the hands or the person's level of intelligence.
1.In hurting her hand the hippie became handi-clapped
2. Don't make fun of that kid, he's totally handi-clapped bro.
by DarkChocoFriendOreo December 9, 2008
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carpedonktum

Latin meaning 'seize the ass' refers to an unemployed coward who hides behind anonymity while letting his wife be the man of the house so he can stay at home and bitch online. Generally tries to provoke others for the very things he is guilty of himself with pathetic hypocrisy. His lashing out is a side effect of his own short comings and failures in life. Has anger issues toward everyone else due to his string poor decisions which started at birth. A next level keyboard warrior who inspires other keyboard warriors with equally weak minds.
That carpedonktum is really trying to belittle "welfare queens" online when he is in fact a "wefare king" - I hope his wife stops paying for his internet until he gets a actual job.
by CoulrophobicJuggalo July 11, 2019
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crapped the bed

To wake up earlier than is usual/expected.
In fact it means you have shit yourself in bed, that's why you had to get up.
I didn't realize you got up so early, did you crapped the bed?
by 2em August 13, 2007
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clapped

by ltes February 19, 2018
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clapped

what you say to a dinosaur walking bitch when her nails look truly
by cuntwalker February 19, 2021
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