cancer kid

A baby who has little hair.

My 7-month-old was on a play date with a cancer kid.

by frabrizio February 21, 2017

cancer cell

A cancer cell is someone who you don't want to be around no matter what. Most people will go to extremes to avoid this type of people. There called cancer cells because when your around them you feel like your being eaten from the inside out.

that dudes a cancer cell.

by Doredude March 15, 2018

cancer patient

The ultimate fucking cancer-carrying diseased shithead. Needs high amounts of gamma radiation to cure usually resulting in death. Not to be confused with a person who actually has cancer.

Kid: Hey, do u wanna play minecraft, dad?
Dad: You useless fuckin cancer patient

by Seeker of Truth-- January 25, 2016

cancer dick

n://Cigarette. As derived from the reference "cancer stick" used to describe the stick-shaped cigarette's propensity to cause cancer, the term "cancer dick" is intended to additionally imply how smoking fucks you over.

Still smoking those cancer dicks, Earl?

by redgyul December 31, 2005

cancer pussy

A diseased pussy thats smell is so putrid, the burning stench lingers in your nose for a while after the encounter.

The stripper pushed her naked crotch into Kirby's face, but her cancer pussy left a lingering stink that burned his nostrils and left him gasping for air.

by Lu Pac October 3, 2007

cancer whore

1. A random epithet/insult.

2. Somebody who gets their jollies from or is interested in unpopular or potentially/possibly disgusting things.

Did you hear so-and-so has a brain tumor?

Cool.

You're such a cancer whore.

by plorqk July 18, 2008

Cancer Bag

1. A bag of cancer.
2. One who is violently infested with cancer
3. See Marc Drattel

Wow, I really am not ready for that test tomorrow. It doesnt matter how much I study, I know that Cancer Bag will give me a 25.

by Angry Student550 January 17, 2007