that
weird little shit that asks for your
food, and money, and rubs up against your legs (idk why). Some have fur, some dont, some have
balls, some don't. There are a lot of them in the world (again... idk why). They hail
Satan regularly. They have been known to help the Antichrist. They are the ones keeping the fact that the world is flat from us. They are trying to kill alex jones for exposing their secrets. they are secretly plotting to kill you if you own them. They have trackers special chips, implanted in their brains when they are babies, and the only way to make them
work for you and defeat them once and for all. They are the most vile beings on the planet.