Bryan

A beaner that idk likes tacos de pastor and cutting grass

Person 1: Bryan is a bitch
person 2;Hes mexican
Person 1;Ok
Person 3; Rev up those friers

by BigChungusThe2nd May 9, 2023

Bryan

Bryan is a guy who is athletic and is short and likes to flex

Hey have u every seen a Bryan?

Yea he’s short.

by Hannahkat November 7, 2020

Bryan Cartwright

People who like dick in several places on body.

Ur a Bryan Cartwright

by Brendan schmitd August 8, 2019

Bryan

Has a beautiful girlfriend who’s name is kiana

Bryan has a amazing girlfriend named kiana

by B + k = happinesses November 22, 2021

Bryan Balldacious

A ball busting legend who takes blows to the testicles. This man fears nothing and his balls can answer first hand. He is a true professional, this man can take multiple blows and even needles to the BALLS! He has been seen to be “ball boxed”, kneed, kicked, slapped, punched, squished, squeezed, sounded, injected, skewered, and weighted! This man’s real name is Juan!

Juan is Bryan!

Bryan: Please destroy my balls I’m the infamous Bryan Balldacious!

Ballbuster: I’m going to bust your balls real good, but before, what’s your real name?

Bryan: Juan, Juan the ballbustee!

by CMBD_MD February 27, 2025

bryan (discord 12 year old)

bryan is the name of an individual whom can not read :( when confronted about that issue, he quickly responds with "keep my name out your tax bracket", "you look like a cheese ball", or "kys hoe". we frequently pray for his recovery from whatever he is suffering from.

oh god...bryan (discord 12 year old)is in call

by biggie annihilator October 17, 2022

Bryan Cutter

An individual so smart, profound and specialized that it serves only a single purpose: Winning.

There is not too much known about Bryan Cutter's around the world, but whoever meets one will notice their aura right away. A mixture of mythology's Adonis and billionaire Jack Ma, combined into a relentlessly winning creature. Outsmarting and outshining everyone along the way.

Person A: " Wow, what you said was actually really smart and interesting- how did you know about that?"

Person B: "Ah, just now? I think I just Bryan Cuttered it out of nowhere..."
Person A: "You are a true god!"
Person B:"Woooo!"

by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018