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blanket friend

Someone with whom one regularly shares a bed, along with a significant level of sexual intimacy and personal fondness.
"Hey, where's Jack?"
"Probably off somewhere with his new blanket friend."
by Dershowitz April 29, 2015
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GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART

The release of a silent butt deadly fart in bed, then pulling the blanket over a persons head, causing them to feel as if they are a Jew being gassed.
person #1 "Shanna, what did you give your husband for Hanukah?"

person #2 "I gave him a"GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART".
by lucysky January 24, 2010
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tongue blanket

when a girl has a massive fur-burger and you can tuck your tongue in for a nap with that tongue blanket
man i was with this chick last night took so long to get thru her fur-burger a tucked my tongue in for a nap with her tongue blanket
by meatwad1245 December 10, 2011
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bitch blanket

A person to whom another person constantly bitches or complains about the ridiculous drama in his or her life.
Damn, I feel like Raychelle's making me her bitch blanket. She always comes over to me after class and dumps all her troubles on me about her shitty life.
by Kaybeeay February 10, 2009
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purple fuzzy blanket

A violet fluffy crib blanket. The shorter version of it is PFB.
by UWILLEATABLANKET July 4, 2011
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blanker

A caucasian person. Derogitory if used by a non-caucasian person to describe a caucasian person.
(One white guy to another) What up my blanker?

(A black guy) You're such a blanker.
(Nearby cop) You're under arrest for hate speach.
by Phil Srobeighn October 14, 2005
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pigs in a blanket

Its when you rub your dick up and down the outside of a girls pussy (but inside the lips), hitting the clit with the head of your dick.
Give your girl a taste of pigs in a blanket, she will beg you for more!
by socalcutie July 19, 2010
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