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gerbil blender

An event involving several young women who seek to share the same older in a late night bang fest. A blending of gerbils, if you will.
"Sherry and Amy totally scored a gerbil blender last night."
by Perfect Peter September 28, 2011
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Blender

A woman who can perform oral sex like a blender.
I had a blender last night
by Richard Black December 30, 2003
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Blender

A euphemism for sex, used a bit in a popular thread on the MegaTokyo messageboards by BozoCat, in the thread MT:tC of ph34r and b33r. Typically, BozoCat's character in the thread(which is a forum RPG), Nicholas, has used it a bit.
Sayt: "So, have you uh... Blender... With her yet?"

MS: "wait, WHAT?"

Sayt: "never mind."
by MS-9600UDLS May 21, 2009
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Harlem Blender

v. The act of defecating in one's partner's oral cavity. The defecating party then proceeds to insert their Penis* into the partners oral cavity in a swirling motion as to reproduce the cyclic motion of a blender.
*If the defecating party lacks a penis or similar penetrating organ, a similar straight, firm object will suffice.
I gave my girlfriend a Harlem Blender last night and now my dick stinks to all hell and I'm afraid to kiss her.

It's always best to give your girlfriend a Harlem Blender before you break up with her.
by Calick J. Jarian October 11, 2008
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blinder

n. A meal eaten after a hard night of drinking which results in confusion as to which meal it is. A combination of breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Hey bro you want to go get lunch?
Nah its my first meal today and its 3, I think we should get blinder
by TechJeffK March 30, 2008
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blender

"Man, were you there at the blender last night?!
"Naah, I was sick. How was it??"
"Dude, it was SICK. there were like 12 people there!"
"I can't believe i missed it!"
by _jeeeeeeny March 29, 2009
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Blanger

The grouping of Blackness and Anger.

A fraise used to point out or describe an African American when they are angry.

A way to describe the unique way in which an African American gets angry
Dude I’m fucking scared that guy has Blanger
by Drizzel September 24, 2008
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